hey jon its kate n kate here. we love your vodca jelly and your dog! and your not so bad either! anyway thanks for the lift home on your super scary moped!!! we will give you a tex sometime and if youve run out of meeting all these other girls, you can take us for a drink in romford!!! Time n Envy here we come!!!! by the way whos goldie ( is she that wife you dont have)
Email me at katelroyle@hotmail.com

These apartments were the crappest ive ever stayed in in my whole life!!!!!!!!! They were dirty and had a minging beach and reenie the owner terrified me so much (esp after the walk of shame through the bar at 8am in last nights clothes) If your old reenie will love you but if youve still got a few years left be prepared. its like going to stay with you great aunt or something!!! One night she told me to turn my music down and the next day she said it was to quiet. Talk about split personality! Any Costa we love you. Your wicked and so is your boat. George we love you too and alex your just damm sexy!!!!!!!

hi jon and shaddow!!! hows you? sorry we havnt written for a while we have all been a bit busy!!! im missing corfu like mad and want to come back!! its just to cold here in london!!!!
anyway jon message us back
love kate kate kim n tanya

hey essex girls was kate the skinny reat girl that danced with one hand on her hip n the other waving around like a fish coz she annoyed me too.

sorry that shld av been rat girl

hi guys! thanks for making our holiday wicked!! esp Carl n Collette and Titch and Stephen!! Can you say hello to Adam (aka jon) and Gilly for us from old tree!! And Gilly Your not a lesbian!!!! Oh yeh and Millan hes so cute all cudderly and squeezable!!!! erm who else......... oh yeh then theres ray!!!! Well hi ray hows it going on ya travels if you come to london let us know (and we will leave) no only joking ray!!! Anyway shooters is wicked and deserves more credit than its getting!!!!! Come on people its got happy hour!!!!
Love ya guys kate x

we love shooters we love shooters we love shooters!!!!!!

Hi Jon, its Kate again!!!! hows you and little shaddow!!! Kisses to you both!!! Its so miserable here today!!! Im stuck in Canary wharf and its so misty im in the clouds!!! anyway when ya coming home jon???? can you bring me some vodka jelly coz that stuff was good!!!!!
Oh yeh can you get a moped when you come back??? It was pretty cool and we all want another go on it (without the short skirts this time ay girls) And me and kim promise we won't scream in your ear the whole time again!!!!! anyway speak to you soon love kate xxxx

hey jon n shads, of course we will take you out!!!!! but we are going to have to go to the park first coz we cant leave shads out!!!! then we can all go get smashed!!!!!!
love ya kate x

were you lot on the same beach as me??????? Im sorry but it was a dive. The restaurants pump sewage in to the sea!!!! I know this for a fact A) because we saw it and B)one of the nice PR blokes had photographic evidence!!!! The beach was not only red hot and burnt your feet (i dont mind this on sand) it had razor sharp pepples too!!!! Also the only jelly fish in the whole of corfu found its way to ipsos beach and on to my m8s arm!!! There was one good thing- this little old guy selling doughnuts!!! He had the best doughnuts, melon, bananas and grapes eva!!! he rocked!!! Anyone going there buy a lilo to sunbathe on coz they are 7 euros but it 6 euros a day for the sun beds!!!!

We and my mates had a wickedholiday in Ipsos!! The beach is horrible but the nightlife was great. Esp Lumber Jacks, AA, Shooters and Old Tree!!! I would def recommend it to anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oi Tina!!! Titch the DJ was a very good mate of ours and we think hes a wicked DJ!!!! WE LOVE YOU TITCH!!!!!! Love Kate n the Girls

Hiya everyone at AA, Thanks for making our holiday a wicked one!!! esp jonathon, danny, sean and jon!! (mike was a tad strange) (i also heard a story bout him n dog food eeewwww) anyway guys we had a wicked time n ive been home for nearly 3 weeks now and im hating it!!!
Anyway anyone going to Ipsos go to AA its wicked, theres stages and poles to dance on and the owners wicked coz he charges Italians to get in-how cool is that!!!!
Hopefully Cya all soon
Love Kate

Hey Jon n shads, Tis Kate n the girls again!!! The other kate is having a leaving drink (before she goes to uni) on the 26th we are goin to tgi's at bluewater and then on to a club, and we really want you to come jon!!!!! we will tex you at the weekend when your home!!!! Hope you can make it!!!!! love kate x

Hey Jon n Shads, Hows it hanging???? Hope you are enjoying your last week in corfu!!! Jon can you bring us lot some red vodka back thats good stuff!!! PLLEEEAAASSEEE thanku thanku thanku!!!!
Cya soon
love kate
xx

hey jon, hows you? sorry ive not been in touch been ill, but ive emailed you so get back to me hun
love kate
xx

My God, this place does the best Chips in pitta ever!!! It rocked!!!
(one sugestion - get burger sauce that would make it even better)
will definatly be my first stop when i return!

i haven’t been to corfu with airtours but as an ex airtours rep i would like to stick up for these guys!
the reason you probably did not see your rep was because you were never at the hotel when they visited! airtours reps (and other companies) have more the one hotel, in fact in the last resort i worked in i was the rep for 5 hotels! it is not possible to sit in one hotel waiting for your customers to come and complain that they have a c**k roach in their room- although most reps would like to be able to do this we do not physically have time! on a busy island you can have flights arriving 7 days a week, so that is airport duties 7 days a week, welcome meetings for your 5 hotels 7 days a week along with paper work, maybe hospital visits, attending the resort office which is usually miles away from the resort we work in! we do not physically have time to stop and talk to all of our say 300 customers in our resorts! don’t get me wrong most reps love their job and wouldn’t change it for the world but i can tell you its bloody hard work! after their what can be up to a 15 hour day they have to return to their apartments, clean and wash and iron uniform and all the other homely duties and also fit in a social life!
so before you lot start criticising the work of reps, just sit back and think how hard they work!!!!!

id just like to say that as reps, you are not actually allowed to recommend restaurants /bars because the lovely brittish public are turning into the yanks and sue for anything! if we recomend a restaurant and you go there and get food poisoning you can actually sue! i know this because a senior rep that i worked with recommended a bar to some people, on the way there the woman fell down a hole outside and broke her leg, they sued the company for a heck of alot of money because my sup**visor had not warned her about the hole!!! i know it sounds stupid, but it does happen - thats brittish public for ya!!!

Hiya Jon H...........How the hell are you, ive not heard from you in ages babe!! Ive left HSBC so mail me at katelroyle@hotmail.com.

miss ya loads........

love kate n kate n kim n tanya!!

Hi Jon its Kate again.....Im not ignoring ya, my hotmail is full at the mo and i cant check it at work! as soon as i can get on someones computer i'll empty it! Hope you are ok, we all well miss ya!! havnt been back this year i was checking up to see who had! anyway babe i'll mail ya on your old email tonight hopefully.

xxxx

Hey jon - its Kate  are you back out there?? we went Zante this year it was the nuts! would have swam over to see ya hahaha! been back 5 days n hate it! might have to come n work next year!