returned last wkend, going back to work is such an anti-climax!
when u arrive at the airport, u will smell s**t! the place humms
queueing for the luggage takes an age and the transfer to resort will make u feel ill but this is soon forgotten come nightfall.

general stuff about the place, sun is constant, beach is a bit littered with too few topless babes on for my liking, the sea is warm and calm as, the food is reasonably priced with limited choice, appartments, well best put it basic so done be cooking no 5-course meal there, the place has a good ratio of male-female all with varying vocal ability

once it gets dark out there, the place picks up, loadsa ppl roaming the street and unlimited amount of bars to goto. the pr's might p**s u off a bit but most of em (female ones)are well fit so if u can't beat em, join em and go drink in their bar cos if u pass one, the next comes to hassle ya.
they are all too keep to offer up to 4 for 1 on cocktails, and chuck in a free shot for every drink bought, some places even give u very cheap champers if u buy at least 6 drinks, all sounds good but some drinks are watered/pissed down.

places to go:
-limelight pool bar for well chilled out daytime, pissed up swimin at night
-the barn for cheesy music heaven
-the venue nightclub is an awesome place
-fire bar for a spot of pole dancin
-twins pub has a funny dj called charlie who takes da piss
-mr. beans funny pr gals carried me in
cant really remember the others but nearly all good

u gotta also try a drink called head fker, apparently 16 shots in a pint glass with something elso toppin it up, i downed in 1 and i knew i werent walking straight come 2 hrs lata

shout out to phoenix, weetabix, chop, guy + cat

althought good nightlife, been there, done that so will be gettin wasted elswhere next year

enuff said

pr's were just a bit too forcefull shoving u in but pole dancin was hell fun.
babe lauren who works there - call me

bar manager charlie, cheeky fker slating my hawaiian shirt
head fkers, down in 1, felt it 2hr lata

pr gals sooo funny, carried me in like superman
mind the fishbowls, they ming

if cheesy music is ur thing, get ur ass in ere
the pr bird with dark hair and pigtales, dirrrrty

the most awesome place by far
soo chilled, but remember the signs say u aint supposed to dive in, that didnt stop us mind u.
go there to chill during the day and jump in fully clothed when it opens at night.
there might be spunk in da water tho

being of oriental ethnicity and phaving parents who have been in the stereotypical chinese take-away industy, i feel that am more than equiped to judge the quality of food.

there were 4 of us, we all tried different things and in general, they were very nice appart from mine. the seafood chow mein was like an oil slick which didnt go down too well on an already dodgy beered up stomach.

service was slow but very polite and the enviroment was nice, but dont sit too near the plants as we were feasted upon by mosquitos.
its also comparatively expensive, but you might as well give it a try.

JJ

yo would think that macadees food is pretty much constant worldwide but if you happen to be araound to try the food here, u aint gonna be overly impressed.

the good thing is that with all mcdls, you dont have to wait long.
it is also open quite late to should you have the beer munchies, u can stuff ur face ere.

JJ