Hiya! Just 1dered if any fit ladies gonna be in Kavos from the 22nd August? Me and 7 mates from Bristol gonna be there! Get in touch if yeah? DavidBoucher691@hotmail.com! Also any information on kavos would be handy as never been there
Cheerz
Dave

Andy! You cnt pretend your a SIR!
To make people like You there gonna h8 you anyway when they meet u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

Hi iv been thinking whilst walking through the orchard yesterday that im missing a rare chinese 1950's seal miniture if any1 who is going to kavos has 1 can we trade?!!

you may be thinking why but if you hav ever seen the beauty of seal minitures you understand. i also hav many leather bound books and my flat smells of oak!yes it does. anyway if there are any albino girls looking for love i cant as you'v broken my heart once too often!sorry.

WOOOOOO?? oh yes a gift and a power that should be used only for good not evil! to find out what wooo is ask my other travellers on our journey of discovery!! if any one wants to talk about seal minitures im here for you!!

clap thrice if ye believe!!!

Ahhh a believer!any more out there you know what to do..CLAP THRICE!!! i think i was a bit harsh on the albino girls i am open to any albino girl who wants to approach me (must have strewberry blonde hair, one leg shorter then other and share passion for miniture seals!!) if i find the one true voice to lul me we will hopefully get married in the orchard surrounded by the bramley apples and later in life our kids will form a band and we will tour the country..oh bliss!!i think some1 has lost a southampton girl but fear not sir there are many of these fair maidens of golden hair and frilly dresses in a far land known in ancient times as Ye Southern lande tof Hampshire now i do believe Southampton. i walked in a fine rural orchard there and i did enjoy it. good luck to you squire i hope you are able to woo the absent lady and win her pure heart! be strong! 

I drank a lovely cup of tea.

and ate a rather filling hobnob but it was worth it but ohhhh the crumbs! I once bought a rather dashin seal miniture from the Yorkshire area its was blue!

havnt i got the p**verbial egg on my face that last message may hav seem a bit queer but it was purely my mid-afternoon tea break. filthy minds you hav and shame on youm for it. you should know i court the women of the pale pigment, unbalanced variety! tisk tisk!

Hoy hoy

Hoy hoy im part of the Bristol lads going at same time as u yorkshire girls who was that tantalising/hot girl in the pink on the picture of the 3of you? by the way i may hav a girls name but i asure you i am a man! :) x

Hi yeah we are staying in the aphrodite place. in our group we have three 18yr olds, two19yr olds, a 20 yr old and me the old man of 21!so a variety 2choose from all very goodlooking but its always best to judge for yourselves. wat are the chances of picking out another Fran! (think my parents wanted a girl thats why i got punished with this name!!) anyways its only fair if we try to get a picture up so will try. i think we are all counting down the days so hope to hear more from you lovely ladies soon.(again a very nice picture) x

How crude David! the question is would they be interested in us..we shall see.must get a picture up. So how old are you yorkshire girls? x

We are flying from good old bristol dont know when but sure others will know and no doubt put on soon. picture will be arranged in next few days (by the way do you hav anymore?) if any off you want to swap emails let us know? if not thats ok we hopefully shall keep in contact via this site. x 

and just incase i can assure you none of us are strange/p**verted 40 year old men far from it wer 60 nah joking we are the ages said in other message. all young (and not bad looking) guys going to enjoy sun, sea and ...sand!! x 

Hopefully pictures of 'man candy' will be up 2night!!

I would just like to say a fine performance in town last night boys putting us in good form for Kavos. proud of you all. did it 'One Broken Voice' style!! hope kavos is ready for our unique dance styles and girls if you see us on the dance floor dont be intimidated by what you see it may feel wierd at 1st but you will soon be loving it! :) x

So very kind of you and goodluck in your quest i look forward to your reports!!!lets hope we can collect them all...its like a new pokemon craze!!(i can see this seal minature thing haunting me oh well, i have only myself to blame! ) x

hi

This is the minature collector himself/one forth of 'One Broken Voice'!!!a camera phone picture (poor quality)id hope i look better in the flesh!be gentle!  x

good work girls. i stress that is a very bad picture and i am not the best looking of the group young dave as you can clearly see is. I hope people do understand the whole past comments of frink alias where jokes and to be taken that way! i apologies if did cause offence (ouch on comments!) did not mean it to sound that you dont exist southampton babe you clearly exist sorry was just getting you back in contact with Andy as he is a top bloke but went about it in the wrong way which i regret hope you will accept this apology. but i like to see people have joined the hunt for seal minatures...and of course our beloved Wendy so glad she is safe and warm had many a sleepless night!pressure is on us now! x

Have you seen the demands Dave?i think we can match them (but a minature everyday may prove difficult) but to get Wendy back we have no choice! they drive a hard bargain! Can we sing a classic 'Shakespeares way with words' for you instead? One Broken Voice style!  x again i feel obliged to apologies to southampton babe...sorry.

WARNING PIGEON THIEVES MAY BE VISITING TO YOUR RESORT!

they have our precious pigeon Wendy and we have reason to believe they may be brain washing her to love them! as any of you who have cared for a pet would apreciate we are distraught. so if anybody has any information on their where abouts we would be willing to give a huge reward! thankyou for your time.

 Fran and (a very anxious) Dave.

WWW.SAVEWENDY.CO.UK

    JOIN THE FIGHT TO GET HER BACK WHERE SHE BELONGS

IN THE REFUGE OF MAGNA GARDENS OF BABALON!!

 

<-------- WENDY, always in our hearts but not in our arms

 

FRAN AND DAVE ORG.

I get feeling seal or any minitures are liked more than us now  although it is a craze sweeping the nation&glad people are getting involved so passionatly, i feel i must put a picture of me on (did not realise hair had grown so much!!) &hope you can see past the seal miniture man and see the real me!!!

i can see your beauty is matched by your wisdom. thankyou for the pending release of wendy (loving the very creative pictures) but unsure of this..

of course the body aspect is up for service, goes without saying  . but the job, chore and especially financial support is the part we may have 2 renegotiate. think we should set some real challenges to prove each others credentials? and i will (&sure others will) do any agreed forfit...so do your worst(in a nice fun way!!)  hugs and kisses fran the 1st of magna...could we be given anymore fantastic pictures of your fine selves pleeeeeaaaaaassssssseee (any bikini shots would be greatly recieved pushing it i know but any picture would be replied equally by us...well not in bikini's obviously!) xx

ok your pictures cam up after i wrote the message. but thankyou for more pictures we will try to get some more of us on a.s.a.p. x

#came. just correcting missing part of the word! wow my degree is paying off!!

k

also if you would like to make further contact here be my email: frink00@hotmail.com i hope you will choose to use it wisely people. x

Im not sure if i can pull off a bikini in that way!! but can prob get a picture in a different kind of beach wear if needed...nice skimpy pair of speedos?!! good to hear your up for the forfits even if i do hav to wear a maids outfit (really would not be a sexy sight but im quietly confident i wont) but shall soon find out. now its the small matter of setting the tasks hmmmmmmmm any ideas?  xxx

ps. Jenna of course you can add my email address if you desire it. i dont mind at all its the very least i can do for my non intentional comments i made and regret in the past.

I am sorry (i seem to be apologising alot!) Dave/the love monkey! i have claimed no one just talking and being friendly. please dont leave me in a hotel by myself...i will cry and get very bored without yours and the others sparkling company.

to apologies can i offer you a delicious kfc meal with my favourite ex hollyoaks

LET THE GAMES BEGIN....heres one i made earlier!!beat that prize winning castle.

  4-Dance off! (they dont know what they hav let themselves in for)

Winner takes all and gives out the forfit. & THERE ARE NO LIMITS!