i absolutely loved the oh la la bar, it was great, i was very worried that there wasnt going to be any g*y bars in sidari as i have only ever been to butlins. oh la la is da gayest bar ever!

Despite the fact that the beach was full of human s**t, and toilet roll everywhere it was good! However, by the end of the third day me and my friends had started to smell like actual S**T!#! The smell was so bad that the double glazed windows were no match for it! We felt that the beach still had potential and aloud our children to play in certain areas where s**t was minimal. The only problem we had with the children was when one of them decided to put some waste in their mouth. Other than that, the charm of the place is great and i know i'll definately be returning again, i just hope the s**ts still there for next time, since returning from sidari ive moved onto a farm and ive grown quite fond of the smell!

The Nosta Apartments are sound, very clean and the two floors make them very good if bringing ladies back home, stayed in room 304 so if u stayed there then im not really sure but wayhey!