Dirty Nellies Pub

how do how do!!! woooo only 5 days left in crappy england!! woo then off over to ipsos!! its come soo quick! woo! sooo cant wait! guna be such a top season! and i am deff guna be waisted all the time! its the way forward!lol artie mate, ill give you a buzz on the day of mine n racheals flight! sooo cant wait!! woo 

will be seein plenty more of that!!

hello liam i don't think i know you. i know there was a boy sam who worked in dirty nellies before me but i am a girl sam, i'lkl keep a stool for ya though.

Well what can I say, I have only just found this site. After going to Ipsos last October.

Some pics of the staff taken in July 05. A bit fuzzy coz I had to re-take them on my phone.

Well people hope you all enjoyed Rod the Hypnotist at the bar, good news is I will be back again summer season 2006! Come in enjoy, have a couple of drinks or 5 and then volunteer

Look in the eyes the eyes not around the eyes..............

here are some pics from 2005. enjoy! lady jane you are a sexy b***h!! 

here's a few more photos

The boyz having a laugh in Nellies......

Hope you all had a fab time in Nellies, cause we sure did.....!

Some more pic's for you all.......

Here's a few pic's for all you Ipsos workers and of course all them lovely people that had the pleasure of our lovely company all over the summer of 2005 in Dirty nellies!   See you all Next Year.....

    Hi Artie,  Keith and all in dirty nellies,   just to say thanks for adding some wonderful memories to our holiday.    Ben is counting the months until we come back again next year,  will try & see if Grahame and I can improve on the kareoke skills!!!!!!!!!!!  Im sure Lucy will be wanting a turn or two also.  Have a fab winter & see you all soon  

ian  you are and always will be a bollocks please take no offence be cause i love you you.... pissed right now misssing you wish you where here love you to bits talk to you soon mate

i f**kin hate you artie!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys !!

Just thought we'd let you know we had a BLAST on holidays  thanks to all of ye,  - Artie, Sorcha, Ber, Keith and of course the fabulous Ms Christal Balls!!!

P.s  Keith thanks for the Cd's absolutly fantastic - Just like u !!

Heya, dis wus one af da best holz every, dirties nelliez cnt b missed if ur headin 2 ipsos!! Hope u aint missn my caoimhismz 2much Arite an Ber!!! Miss yaz loadz

Mite c me soonr dan u fink lol xx

Big hi to everyone who's gonna be in Ipsos next year! No doubt you'll find out who me and Trav are coz we're gonna be workin there all season (may-sep) next year with the delicious/mental/off his lady tits Artie (a.k.a Miss Chrystal Balls)

hey sam love you babe let me know when you're coming back i'm missin so much!!!! but remember who are you and why are you here??? nellies is the best bar ever, and the pr sam makes it even more brilliant!!! another packet of pork scratchings???

Dirty Nellies is brilliant once it gets going with the Irish music!! And during the Ireland v Italy game the atmosphere was fookin amazing!! Keith the DJ is a legend he always played what we wanted... Although one night we spent about an hour trying to get him to play "Jockser goes to Stuttgart" and when he finally did the feckin thing started skipping!!   The bar staff are great too v. friendly... Best part about the place has to be the PR girl inside called Sam, she is by far the nicest girl I have met in my life ( and has the nicest eyes ever too!! ) She really made me feel very comfortable. Thanks Sam " YOU F*CKING SLAG!! " And thanks to all at Dirty Nellies for a great time..... We'll be seeing ya next year!!

Hoolio Homewrecker ( a.k.a. John )

London teachers calling....
Really missing everyone at Dirty Nellies, especially Keith (from Claire), thanks for playing all our tunes esp, vanilla ice and dirty dancing!!
Thanks for making our holiday so memorable and special, and big thanks for introducing us to "fat frogs" we'll be having one tonight - not the same in london though.  Hi to Sam and all the others
Miss you all and loads of love Emma and Claire xx
ps - hopefully see you next year..................................

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM! BIGGEST LEGEND....EVER!!! and during the Ireland Italy game it was the best place ever!!

  WHAT A PUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAIC MIGHTY , DRIINK MIGHTY , SHOWS MIGHTY , STAFF MIGHTY  AND OF COURSE THE BEST CUSTOMERS IN IPSOS.

Hello everyone at DN!

had a great time was there nearly every night in the two weeks we were on holiday    best bar in ipsos the shows are fantastic  arty is so funny as a drag queen  thanks theo dave and everyone else hope to see you all again soon forgot to mention keith the dj plays the  best music ever thanks once again

Hey Craig,

nice to see ya on this board we just stay every evening at the Nellies and loved it so much...you were great

hey guys!

worked at dirty nellys fot two weeks in july as a pr! top place to be! good laugh. The guys that work there are all top! youve got Arty the ladies man, dave who is a top bloke who is always up for a laugh, keith the dj knows how to get it down! anna top girl liked giving me shots! (werent complaining) and theo! nice guy, good boss  

Hi guys, was there in August 2005, just got back, can't wait to go back next year, you were great!!

Hello to you all at Dirty Nellies

Thanks to you all we had the best holiday ever and can't wait to see you all again next year if not before.  This is one place that while in Ipsos can not be missed, the staff and entertainment make the holiday and time in Corfu worth while.  Arty thanks for making our holiday a good laugh, if it had not been for you we would never have got hypnotised!!!!! Keith thanks for playing the song for the  "Newcastle Girls" every night still singing it now!

Wish we had been there longer than the week, went over far to quick!

See you all ....... Keep Smiling!

IF YOU ARE GOING TO IPSOS THIS YEAR BE SURE NOT TO MISS THE ONE AND ONLY LADY JAYNE AT DIRTY NELLIES ITS THE BEST SHOW ON THE STRIP - SEE YOU ALL AGAIN NEXT YEAR

Well Nellies what can we say? A.M.A.Z.I.N.G ! Barnsley girls Linzi and Joanne would like to say thanks for a great time, without a doubt the best bar in town, especially the staff - will miss you all - keep up the good work cristal balls, keep feeding the birds!!!!!

linzi 'n' joanne xxx 

Hey sweet Dreamteam of the Nellies

now we are back in "snowy" Germany and loved the time in your pub.
We miss the Dreamteam Keith, Dave and especially the BIG Theo and Arty...We love you!!!

Hope to cu again ... KISSES from the crazy German girls ...

Katja&Katrina

You can write us to:  Katrinaxyz@web.de

Hello Keith, David, Arty, Theo, Anna and Greg,

Were back in Holland and we miss the beautiful nights we had in the Dirty Nellies.

Theo can you give me the ingredients of the pink cocktail and David will you do the same about the yellow cocktail of Anne.

Hello Theo, David, Arty en Anna, here is a message from Anne en Agaath (AHA), the Dutch girls who we're in every day last week!

hey there i'm of to Ipsos next week was wondering if anyone could tell me if it would be good for couples??  I was in Kavos last year, but wasn't that keen because it was R&B in every single bar, But once your drunk it doesnt matter!! Was wondering if Ipsos was the same?

WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS BAR ?!?!?!

Spent most of our nights in here gettin totally mortal!!! Big hi to Big Theo and Little Theo (even though you're not there anymore, i'll always have the memories tee hee hee.)

Great craic, great entertainment, great music - what more could you ask for? Oh yeah, great drink. The drag shows are brilliant - pity I missed  "the World's Worst Elvis"- always somthing going on to keep you amused. And that's without even mentioning the staff!!!Gotta be the "hardest working barstaff in Ipsos!!"

 Big Hello from Lee, Vicky, Lee & Jo, Just a big thanks to Theo, Theo Jnr, Big Dave and Keith for their wonderful hospitality. We had such a great time in Ipsos and Dirty Nellies was by far the best bar in town.

 We hope to be back next year to see you all so take care and enjoy the rest of the season

Went here one night for the drag show it was really good fun, the only thing is its quite an old crowd everyone was mostly over 45/50 so we didn't go any other night

Hi to everyone at Dirty Nellies.You all made us feel really welcome.Alice your little PR wants say an extra special thankyou! Hope to see you all soon, Carol & Alice X 

Hello all you gorgeous people out there that came to see me at Nellie's last year. I'd just like to say thank you for all your love and support last summer and I'm pleased to announce that I shall be once again returning to the sunny shores of Corfu. Nellie's will open again around the 14th of May 2005 and a few days later I shall be gracing the stage there twice a week all summer long with my brand new show called ''OVER THE TOP"

With even more fun and laughs then last year you can expect new songs, new characters, some fab new costumes and whats more..... well i could tell you everything right now but you's better come and see for yourselves. But please all rest assured that some favourites from last year will be returning with again. (BEWARE OF THE FAT SLAGS THIS YEAR!!!)

Well folks thats all from me for now, hope to see you again this year. Do pop in and ''Just Say Hello"

wel fun bar love the staff they r all great. hope to come back soon.

Corn Beef! Hahahaha! Hope you're well anf David everyone else at Dirties! Had some of the best laughs here.

Mucky! (Olympic) X

P.S. Yassou Claire mou! (roll on March 7th!) xx

Keef corned beef!!!How the devil are ya,you moose!! Only pot noodle, not poodle or formally known as Claire the olympic rep. Hope your all ok from Dirty Nells, sam,dave and the rest of the staff. Thanks for making mine and michelles summer funny as hell!!To all the workers in ipsos love ya all, hope to cya next year take care love claire

ps visit Dirty nells the atmosphere is amazing the entertainment is top class, and hardly no italiens in there either!!!

Just got back from Ipsos, brilliant time especially in Dirty Nellies, a big hello to big Dave, little Dave and Theo and the DJ sorry couldnt remember his name, spent many nights in the bar and enjoyed every minute, an excellent time. Lesley Rich (especially enjoyed the Dream Team show!!)

Hi guys we're back in rainy Finchley and missing Ipsos loads. Dirty Nellies was defo one our favourites this year due to the fab bar staff Big Dave, Little Dave and Sam. Not forgetting of course Theo and DJ keith you were all great craic. But Keith we never got to show you our singing talents much this time as Lady Jane was taking over! We thought we'd also mention how fit little Dave was and think he should really be called BIG dave if we're honest! u are sooooooooooooooo sexy (is that enough bigging u up yet?)
If you's are passing our way email us and we'll meet up for a session and you can see the rest of the photo's.
Hope you all enjoy your last few weeks.
Lots of hugs & Kisses. xxx

ps. Our email addresses are Pameeelaa@hotmail.com and little_saz@yahoo.com

guys its the dub girls again toni amanda amy and carolann sorry bout tat average thing u's are bleedin brill i (amanda) hit the wrong key (well i was bloned) absolutly excellent! bye again xxx

hey guys toni amanda amy caralann here its a while since we were there in june but we only found this site now sam! hope ur all wel thax a million for a great hol toni wants to no did u get ur socks sam? well we hpoe to see u all soon take care

Hello to everyone at Dirty Nellies,
On behave of sandra and I,I would just like to thank you all for the craic we had with you.You all do a great job!, We have great memories!
Thanks again!!Aideenx

Just wanted to say Hi to Keith the DJ - thanks for introducing us to the rest of the gang working yours and other bars.
Had a brill holiday again - it's different as you can appreciate when you have kids with you - we don't get to see the later hours ( perhaps as well cos me and Allan still think we are in our twenties with a shot or two down our necks - thanks Kostas).
Did see the first part of the drag act - 10 out of 10.
Pump it up, u got 2 pump it up!
Take care all - nearly the end of season now - love Maggie

we have just got back from our hols.(2/8/04)
whilst in ipsos dirty nellies was our escape from the 'italians'!!
we had a brilliant time every night with the dream team & lady jayne, you entertained us no end!!!
we think all the staff are great & we where made to feel very welcome!!!
we will miss the dj playing all our requests you are a star for putting up with us 'liverpool girls'!!!
hope to see you all again some day, have fun living in your 'crazy world' you are all great entertainers!!
xxxxx love the liverpool girls

hi to all back there in dirty nellies,had the best holiday ever in july ive been so depressed ever since i got home,eneded up in bed sick for the week could be something to do with all those fat frogs we couldnt get enough of!!!dreaming about maybe getting back for a week in sept but if that doesnt happen i`ll definately be back next year,even if its just to check out the dream team!xxx

We had the best nights out when we went 2 Nellies, the music was brill and we seemed to just spen hours chatting to the guys, only left a day ago now and we are already missin all of ya paula didnt seem to get a mention so HI and keep up the good work, sam i miss dancing on the stage with you and the other guys. Sam remember to keep in contact and when you and Dave come to London we will come and do some clubbin love all of you guys hope to see you all VERY soon.
All our love Sam & Steve XxX

Dirty Nellies what a great bar the staff are even better he he.
We went Nellies last year, We went this year, and we will defo be returning next year for a bit more. So hopefully the same staff will be working out there! Hi to Sam and Saul hope your being good.
The Leicester Girls !!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! loved dirty nellies, us crazy bath girls could not stay away! enjoyed many crazy nights there. bar staff were great and very friendly......will think of you guys whenever i hear the cha cha slide and dave keep doing your crazy reverse! a message to my hubby keith..total legend and some sort of pot! hopefully be back next summer and thnaks for making it a wicked holiday!!stay in touch xxxx

dublin 7 june, s**tty enough day. bank holiday. bored. where is the beach?? oh yeah we need the dart, or a bus. cocktails €7.00, fags €6.30, smoking in pubs - what does that feel like?! working in a sports shop that gets robbed twice a week!!!!! listening to people moaning about being sick all day in the chemist. missing our pal sam.saul u ratbag have u left yet??! we need a holiday! see ye all on july 30th!!!! jay has to go now to the bookies!! ursula hope your minding yourself love ollie & jay x

Oh Nellies!! Nellies!! Now every time I hear the Cha Cha I think of you! Nellies is by far the craziest, most welcoming and fun bar on the strip. I just couldn't stay away (possibly something to do with the barmen!?) The ents were great, funny no matter how many times they were seen. If you want a 'proper' night out don't go anywhere else. I stayed right up the other end of Ipsos but it was DEFINITELY worth the hike down there every night.

well jason,we were looking up the website about holidays,said we'd look up corfu for old times sake.dirty nellies,how could we forget.we're headin to crete this year.the last package holiday for the nurses!we said that last year.got a bit hot under the collar that day in jervis...

Hi, came to Dirty-Nellies last year, had a wicked time returning in July and was just wondering what staff, if any of last years are going back.

I cant believe i said the entertainment was good!! it was excellent! sorry saul sam jay and co my finger slipped off the keypad!!

Hey babies!! it's ollie here i just want to tell all the workers this year to have a blast, I know ye are all heading out in 6 weeks and im depressed i wont be there for longer than a holiday! have a red vodka for me when ye get there i've been dying for one since last september! sam and saul have a ball this summer and jay, well i'll be seeing you in dublin!! had the best summers working in nellies, hope ursula, theo, dave, theo jnr, matt,are all well and melissa if your reading this see you in the pub later!!! x

Dirty nellies was great! always a good night out, me & my friendas started our nights out their every night we were there! ppl who worked there were all v. nice (& fit- esp. Saul!) reccomend it to anyone!

hey guys had a brill time at dirty nellies,

Nellies is definitly the best bar on the strip, the lads are such a laugh. Was there every nite of my holiday, the stand up show are brill,and not forgettin the cocktails.
great bunch of lads...
hopefully c ye next year! xx

Hey All!!
Where to start.... Nellies is the place 2 be in Ipsos, the staff are the friendlist, nicest people you could meet (Sam, Jay, Saul(Nellie!), Theo, Dave etc., we miss ye!!), the atmosphere is electric and the stage shows are brilliant! If you want a garauntee of a good nite out - heres where to head for. Had the holiday of a lifetime in Aug/Sept 2003, and Dirty Nellies made it that! We wished we never had to leave!
The Dream Team Rock and we all know Temple Bar TRY to steal your sexy moves!!!
"We love the Cha-Cha!!"
Lots of Love,
The Sligo Girls
Marissa(the quiet?? blonde one), Lisa(the little crazy one!!) and Deirdre(the sensible one!!??)

hello everyboby!!! jay here from nellies.
what can i say about nellies! the best bar in corfu by miles. i spent the last two summers working there and they where the best two summers of my life.its s**t being back in ireland. thank's to everybody for there comment's. thank's to all the worker's for the crack we had and not forgeting the people that made me feel at home theo,ursala,little dave,junior & costa&adel

Nellies was a wicked bar, i went at the beginning of august,
Hi to all the worker's your mad. Is any one going back to Ipsos next year in July? If you are get in touch.
Jodiet26@hotmail.com
The Leicester Girl

D.J. Matt - Do you think you are the "Daddy" or wot!!!! Let me remind you honey you are jus a D.J. And when a girl says she aint interested .......take the hint!!!!!!
Sam,Jay,Dave,Jnr,Theo.......You were the reasons y we kept comin back 4 more, hope 2 c u all in the near future and if we don't then "MAY THHE FORCE BE WITH YEAH"!!!!! Keep Cha Cha - ing

HI GUYS!

BACK IN THE UK NOW! HAD A GREAT TIME DJING AT NELLIES.

THANKS FOR THE GOOD COMMENTS. BIG UP TO THE DREAM TEAM. HOPE YOU ARE ALL OK.

BEST WISHES
DJ MAT STEVENS
www.djmatstevens.co.uk
www.dirty-nellies.com

The atmosphere every night was the best in Ipsos. no one hassled and pulled you into the bar, which made a change. Best DJ on island with great music and entertainment. If it was'nt for nellies our holiday would have been disapointing. Nellies turned our holiday around.
keep it up folks!!!!

Hey ya u 14 dublin lads we neva gt ur numbas or nothing so if ya see this get in touch. on my email ifuwantmeim@msn.com.
Kelly n katie (pole girls)

Super Bar, staff are brilliant especially Sam & Jam, and Theo Jnr.Best bar on the strip by far, Best Cha Cha dancers in Corfu. Temple Bar so robbed the dance moves from the Lads in Dirty Nellies.
Had a brilliant holiday and see you's next year when we're workers!!!
Big up Dave (BOSS)

Paula & Linda

well babes how are ye. sam n jay hope ye are well. dnt ever c*m hme such aload of s**t. ye better keep an touch wen ye c*m hme, had such a laugh working wit ye. after al yer " a little rooster" whoo!! love ye mel xxx.

Hey everyone, well what can I say. I was here on holiday last year and had such a fantastic time that I came back to work this year and had the best summer of my life. Hi to theo, ursula, dave, sam, saul, jason, junior, sharon, sarah, claire and mat. Please keep in touch! who knows i may even see you next year.

Love Laura xxxx

PS why did i come home??? biggest mistake I made all summer!! (well almost)

Great nite wathching Bayern game.Shame about the result. Barry & Jane,Tillicoultry Moravcik C.S.C

14 of us r just back from Ipsos and were all real depressed but its not too bad cause a few of us are goin back next summer to work. Cant wait to see you all again

If you're there you gotta go to Dirty Nellies for a guaranteed laugh!!! The staff are great and well what can I say look out for Theo Junior, he has a great smile when he uses it!! Big Dave we didn't think you were gay! Top Marks Lads Keep Up The Good Work! xx

We were in nellies every nite of our holiday. best buzz ever. the lads are the craic and the babes at the back what can i say..........
keep up the shows there by far the best on the strip ya here?
hopefully see yous next year for work talk to ye

im not biased i swear!!

what a place!!! worked there for the summer and had the craic. the lads are the best pple to work with...i couldnt have asked for nicer.
the shows are great craic and i reckon the atmosphere is fantastic! best bar on the strip by far!!!

HI guys!

The Dirty Nellies official website is www.dirty-nellies.com

Thanks to everyone for the nice comments. Great to see you all.

All the best

DJ Mat Stevens and the DREAM TEAM at Nellies
www.dirty-nellies.com
www.djmatstevens.co.uk

well wot can i say dirty nellies is the place 2 b wen in ipsos,me my mate n her sis wnt n ad a wicked time sols a babe n ma mate fell 4 jay matts lovelly but crazy!!!! always up 4 a laugh.c ya nxt year melissa

Dirty nellies is the place to be, me, my sister and friend was in there every night its brilliant, the staff are lovely especialy matt sol and jay. The cocktails are great ill defo be going back next year.

Bad News .
They think they are good but they are nothing special really.
Music is below average(they even played the Eastenders music),nice d,j mate !stage shows the try to copy The Temple Bar staff.all the lads behind the bar only try to get you in bed even big Dave which I originally thought was good.We would prefer Temple bar as an Irish pub as the atmosphere and people are far better.Hectors is good for after 3 am.Also will you please tell the long hair Greek owner to get a smile on his face?

The best bar on the island by a country mile. We went there for 13 out of the 14 nights that we were there and never had a bad night...

The staff are brilliant, the shows are great and big Dave defo isn't gay...

Can't wait to meet up with them all when they get home...

sam n sol r the best ever they r gr8 fun n there jus wicked hope 2 them nxt year

The most fun bar on the strip! A guaranteed laugh will be had! Loved the standup show things!

do yee no the dirty nellies web site

Dirty Nellie's...... wot can i say????
a great night, every night. staff always friendly, people always nice, fantastic!!!!!
thank u so much 4 making my holiday!!!

Me, Double Dave and Thunder went to Nellies pretty much every night as it had the best atmos in the while place. Gets livelier after 12 when it all moves inside......Nice and cool with air con on!

Lo to the lads and lassies who work under the ever watchful eye of Big Dave the Owner (gay?)

Worked as a rep in 2000, Dirty Nellies was always a class night
out with 'shows' put on every night by the DJ (Dave). Good
atmosphere and a chance to watch the blokes make fools of
themselves on the karaoke!

Go and enjoy - I'm sure u will.

Top tip: DON'T become more than friends with the DJ!!! ha ha ha

Dirty Nellies is a must, excellent atmosphere, staff are all great, the live shows are not to be missed and the d.j really keeps the mood going.