Well what can I say! Sitting back at my desk at work dreaming of Corfu!
Balcony door didn't lock (ground floor too!), ants in wardrobe, you only get one loo roll for a week, bedding wasn't changed all week, neither were the towels, no air con, we had to go into the fuse box to get some hot water, smoke alarm masking taped to the light fitting!
Dunno, but every night I've been hugging my pillow...